(Source: haventsleptverywell, via woods96)
| Mom: | Religion shouldn't be in the courtroom. |
| Me: | Then why can't gays get married? |
| Mom: | Do you want the honest truth? |
| Me: | Yes |
| Mom: | Because marriage is sacre-- |
| Me: | "Sacred". Meaning "religious". Next answer. |
| Mom: | Because it's wrong! |
| Me: | How? |
| Mom: | Marriage is between a male and a female! |
| Me: | Mom, genitals don't get married. Hearts do. |